The Facebook Team

Thank you for the suggestion Facebook, but I do not want to be "friends" with my father. Yes, I realize we have many mutual "friends," such as cousins, nieces, nephews, and siblings, but um, yeah I live at home right now, so I don't feel the need to to be electronically bound at this point.

...And just to be clear, my dad has not actually requested me to be his "friend," his profile just simply pops up in the "you may know..." section. Yeah, ummm. I sure know him. But thanks for pointing that out Facebook. You are just so knowledgeable and awesome.