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Sad Sunday at the Store

So I went grocery shopping this afternoon. At 7-11. I was alone, living it up at my parent’s house (they were out of town for the week and took the only running car) when I relized all that remained in the fridge was half a box of baking soda and a stick of margarine circa the Clinton administration. Trying to take the county bus in the burbs on a Sunday to the grocery store is most definitely not advisable, so I decided to walk the mile and a half to the outdoor shopping center (i.e. strip mall) and purchase some provisions. I thought I would just stop at the drug store, since all I needed was a loaf of bread and some milk. But apparently, since I was last home, it had turned into a parking lot.


Therefore, I was left choice but to head down the lane and enter the 7-11…Well, it was either that or pick up a week’s worth of lo mein at Mama Wok. I decided to avoid the MSG in favor of trans fat and go to the 7-11. I bought enriched hot dog buns (there were no loaves available), sliced American cheese product, a bottle of water and a Sunday paper. I purchased the merchandise, which totaled 16$, (apparently the price we pay for convenience) and went on my sad way, imagining the other customers shaking their heads at me in pity. I returned home and as I put my “groceries” away, I realized I should have bought more stuff. Way more stuff. However, I know I won’t starve, and if I get hungry enough, I can always nibble the news print.